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THE JOB DESCRIPTION GUIDE:

• "Fast-paced" = we change our minds alot, shut up.
• "Self-starter" = oops, last guy left quickly.
• "Team-player" = our boss takes the credit.
• "Good communicator" = you're the asshole we'll have talk to clients.
• "Knowledge of HTML" = recruiter is 700 years old and thinks this is difficult.
• "Benefits include health insurance and 401k" = we don't pay much, so this had to be in the ad.
• "Flexible work schedule" = better enjoy unpaid OT, dickface.
• "Java or C++" = we don't know what the fuck we're doing...
• "Java or C++ or .NET" = ...maybe you know?
• "Cutting edge technology" = we've upgraded to XP SP3.
• "Bachelors in CS/IT or technical discipline or equivalent experience" = we used to hire people right out of high school, until the incident.
  
  
  Taken from here