Sunday, March 20, 2011

True

THE JOB DESCRIPTION GUIDE:
  • "Fast-paced" = we change our minds alot, shut up.
  • "Self-starter" = oops, last guy left quickly.
  • "Team-player" = our boss takes the credit.
  • "Good communicator" = you're the asshole we'll have talk to clients.
  • "Knowledge of HTML" = recruiter is 700 years old and thinks this is difficult.
  • "Benefits include health insurance and 401k" = we don't pay much, so this had to be in the ad.
  • "Flexible work schedule" = better enjoy unpaid OT, dickface.
  • "Java or C++" = we don't know what the fuck we're doing...
  • "Java or C++ or .NET" = ...maybe you know?
  • "Cutting edge technology" = we've upgraded to XP SP3.
  • "Bachelors in CS/IT or technical discipline or equivalent experience" = we used to hire people right out of high school, until the incident.

    Taken from here